Saturday, February 9, 2008

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I was reading funmi iyandas blog, i mean i totally respect her and everything but while i was reading her blog the words of my aunt tolu kept running through my mind.... "why the HECK are nigerians too verbose"...lol i dint understand it until i read funmi iyanda's blog...JEEEZZZZZ, i mean what the hell...lol every nigerian
novelist, writer as well as messages sent by all these yahooyahoo pple contain big grammar..ahnahn its not necessary!!! i mean I am not exagerrating, check out funmi iyanda's blog http://fiyanda.blogspot.com/ every sentence has at least one word that really does not need to be there. I mean there are atimes you can use "big grammar" to describe situations, thats allowed but most times its best to Keep It Simple (KIS). Enuff of that said anyways.


I was looking at a naija wedding website and i saw that the chief bridesmaid was looking better than the bride, i wish i could upload the picture...wedding tip, never ever let ur bridesmaid look better than you, you are the woman of the day. Its all about you, but that doesnt mean that ur bridesmaids shud look harggard too.

Another tip, never use ur wedding day as a testing ground, make sure ur hairstyle is sumthing you are used too and that it suits you. Also, for those who tan or want to do any quick minute surgery make sure u have it done like 6months or even a yr before your wedding day.



Also, My friends and I where in an argument about nigerians neeeding a tan, i said naijas need serious tanning to balance or even out our skin. I also suggested that we need alot of sunscreen lotion or sumthing cos of our sun. What do you think?

Onto the grammy's for those who missed it. It was held in California on the 10th of febuary and most of the performances were of the chains.....Kanye West killed his performance, he murdered the stage, i was so impressed, he almost made me cry. Another person who performed well was rihanna and "the time". Beyonce and tina turner...beyonce tryin to outdo tina turner...lol ill beef now...lol but the performance was hottt...am totally in love with Rihanna's new look, i mean shes a trend setter in hairstyles. And yeah, when rihanna was receviing her award...lol it was funny, the way she grabbed jayz to come to the stage with her was sexy, if i was beyonce mehn...lol and her speech was also funny cos jay z was the translator for like a couple of seconds.

Did not really like Nelly furtados new look,i mean what was up with the female celebrities this year?? i thought most of their styles were not grammy enough. I totally did not like beyonces look, I think she looked like she was meant to be on the skating rink...my twin thinks she looked startrekkish-jetson like...lol..ooh well...as for the guys, i think most of them looked very very sharp, the likes of sEAL, Jayz, snoop, daughtry, just to mention a few.

The beatles where honored, most of the members and their wives where present apart from Paul Macartney who was dealing with courtcase.

Congratulations to Amy Wine house, Justin Timbalake, Kanye west, AAlicia kEYS,FOo fighter, micheal buble, Maroon five, Herbie Hancock, Josh Groban, Jiill Scott, Carrie Underwood, Beastie Boyz, Gerad Levert, just to mention a few.

FYI: My daRLING paris HILTON'S birthday is coming, and im going to dedicate a whole page and day to her,, her birthday is on the 17th of this month, btw she directed and acted in a movie which sold horribly. luv you still...muah

Well i have been tryin to upload more pics the internet is down so give me until tomrrow.

















7 comments:

Anonymous said...

About the 'tanning' situation, I think wot u mean is Sunscreen lotion! But the funmi iyanda thing, i sooooo know what you mean!lol

Anu boy said...

madam.... so is that what you gus go thru when you read my posts...

na so so big big heavy heavy grammer i de use, omo i doubt if i have used any heavy word b4 sef...

na dem go school pass, abi na them know english pass...

Naija Sutra said...

LOL......iyanda baby....lol

well, as for the tanning idea, im so not for it. we r already dark now, pls chil on that. well, except the light skinned naijas want to try something different then no objection but we dont want the wande coals of naija tanning pls.

Anonymous said...

I don't think there's anything wrong with Funmi Iyanda's English. In fact, I think she's one of the few people that keep it real. If you have great vocabulary, so be it, use it. If you watch her show, you'll see she's one of the few TV ppl that don't force an accent; she keeps it very simple with her Nigerian accent.

Just my opinion. Great blog by the way.

Naija Sutra said...

yes funmi has a great show but in her blog, she uses too much dictionary words. i mean its cool dat you know your sat and gre words but lets try to kip it simple, shekina

TigerTem said...

Your post made me laugh...Nigerians being verbose! Soooo true. I think it makes people feel clever, or really 'edumacated'.

@anon...there's a time a place for everything.

Style Stalker said...

Lol @ tanning . . . . . More like sunblock! I think everyone should invest in lotion with SPF 15.